IDIOTTTTT
IDIOTTTTT is an old expression Xontwonekia and I have used for a while now. It’s works best to hear it in person. But anyways, this weekend was full of several instances in which I felt like an IDIOTTTTT:
1) INT. RADNOR. BILSKY HOUSEHOLD. LIVING ROOM – DAY.
I was trying to lay down to watch American Beauty on my big screen TV. I think getting more than 6 hours of sleep is what initiated the stupidity. I knelt down in front of the DVD player and just stared at it for a good 2 minutes. The DVD wasn’t showing up on the TV and I felt like my Dad that one time he couldn’t figure out how to turn it on (shout out Steve-O). I put the DVD in the Playstation 2, then used the guitars from Guitar Hero to try to make the DVD work, but some parental controls were blocking the DVD from playing…probably something Momacha set up for Steve-O. Finally, after about 15 minutes, I realized the AV cables weren’t plugged in. IDIOTTTTT
2) EXT. PHILADELPHIA. CITIZENS BANK PARK – NIGHT
At the Phillies game on Saturday night I was holding my pee for like 5 innings just to see how long I could hold it. I finally went and came back and my family is all looking at me. Momacha (sitting right next to me) had been on the big screen the second I got out of my chair. CLEARLY the cameraman was preparing my close up. IDIOTTTTTT
3) INT. PHILADELPHIA. HOUSE – NIGHT
Violetta split her pants. IDIOTTTTT
4) INT. PHILADELPHIA. MY HOUSE – NIGHT
I spent a good solid 2 hours looking for my purple Spanish folder that had all my notes in it from this semester. I was convinced I lost it so I decided to go and vent/tickle (shout out Marinara). I returned to find it under my desk with my folders from last semester. Sorry Momacha for asking you to look in every suitcases at home…yikes. IDIOTTTTT
Off to do more stupid things
❤ Sobercyster
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